Valentine’s Day Quotes: Sweet, Short, and Funny Valentine Quote Ideas

Funny Valentine Quotes  

There’s nothing more fun than injecting some humor into your Valentine’s Day message! Make your loved one giggle with one of the following funny Valentine quotes: 

1. "Love is being stupid together." — Paul Valery

2. "I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?" — Jean Illsley Clarke

3. “All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” — Charles Schulz

4. “Love is sharing your popcorn.” — Charles Schulz 

5. “Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn’t show up on x-rays, but you know it’s there.” — George Burns  

Short Valentine Quotes 

You don’t need to write an essay to express your love! Make your Valentine’s message short and sweet with one of the following quotes: 

1. “The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.” — Audrey Hepburn

2. “You had me at hello.” — Jerry Maguire

3. “You can’t blame gravity for falling in love.” — Albert Einstein

4. “Love can be defined with one word. You.” ― Anthony T. Hincks 

5. “In all the world, there is no love for you like mine.” — Maya Angelou

6. “Love is the greatest refreshment in life.” — Pablo Picasso 

7. “You are, and always have been, my dream.” — Nicholas Sparks, The Notebook

Valentine’s Day Quotes for Him  

Make the special man in your life swoon with one of these extra romantic Valentine’s day quotes:  

1. “I love that you are my person and I am yours, that whatever door we come to, we will open it together.” — A.R. Asher 

2. “You are my greatest adventure.” — Mr. Incredible 

3. “I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone.” — Arwen, Lord of the Rings

4. “I swear I couldn’t love you more than I do right now, and yet I know I will tomorrow.” — Leo Christopher 

5. “They say when you meet the love of your life, time stops, and that’s true.” — Daniel Wallace, Big Fish 

6. “Love starts as a feeling, but to continue is a choice. And I find myself choosing you, more and more every day.” — Justin Wetch, Bending the Universe 

Valentine’s Day Quotes for Her 

Whether she’s your wife, girlfriend, or crush, make her day with one of the following romantic quotes: 

1. "When we love, we always strive to become better than we are. When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too." — Paulo Coelho 

2. "Loved you yesterday, love you still, always have, always will." — Elaine Davis

3. "Love planted a rose, and the world turned sweet." — Katharine Lee Bates

4. "There are never enough I Love You's." — Lenny Bruce 

5. "If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you." — Winnie the Pooh

6. ‘’To love and be loved is to the feel the sun from both sides.’’ — David Viscott 

Valentine’s Day Quotes for Friends  

Is there any gift greater than friendship? We don’t think so! Make your friend feel extra special this Valentine’s day with some words of love: 

1. ‘’Friendship is the wine of life.’’ — Edward Young

2. ‘’My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.’’ — Henry Ford

3. ‘’True friends are like diamonds — bright, beautiful, valuable and always in style.’’ — Nicole Richie

4. ‘’In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips.’’ — Salman Rushdie

5. ‘’There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.’’ — Linda Grayson

6. ‘’Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.’’ — Bill Watterson

7. ‘’A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though they know that you are slightly cracked.’’ — Bernard Meltzer

8. ‘’Friends are the siblings God never gave us.’’ — Mencius

Non-Romantic Valentine’s Day Quotes 

Do you want to express your love for that special person in your life? Although a traditionally romantic holiday, there’s no reason why you can’t celebrate your platonic relationships! Here are some words of inspiration below:  

1. Happy Valentine's Day to one of my favorite people in the world.

2. This holiday is for appreciating special people. I just want to say that I appreciate you! Happy Valentine’s Day. 

3. Valentine's day is an amazing opportunity to say thanks for being such a special person in my life.

4. I was just thinking about all the people who matter to me this Valentine’s Day, and you popped right into my head.  

5. We may not be sweethearts, but “sweet” and “heart” are two words that will always remind me of you. Happy Valentine’s Day. 

6. You may not be my “significant other,” but you’re a very significant person in my life. That’s why I’m thinking about you on Valentine’s Day.  

Want a beautifully unique card to make your Valentine’s Day quote extra special? We’ve got you covered! Here are some cute Valentine’s shirt ideas: 

1. Mom is My Valentines Unisex T-shirt: Surprise your loved one with this lovely shirt, which features a funny quote with a pink Valentine's Day headband surrounded by rosy hearts. 

2. V is for Valentine Video Games Unisex T-shirt: If your boy or your man is a big fan of video games,  this shirt is really made for him. He will be surprised and laughed a lot when open this funny shirt.

3. Tuxedo Cat Valentine Heart Paw For Kitten And Cat Mom Dad: The perfect shirt to show your love for your cat this Valentine’s Day! This shirt is made by full carriage of happiness and love. Order yours today and make Valentine’s Day extra special for the pet lover in your life.